Why do cats have to be so difficult?

The cat is stupid. She decided to lay down right in a trail of ants.

Asshole children are the number one reason I hate living near a school.

The fucking asshole children from yesterday are back and throwing oranges again.

I’m fairly certain that a minivan engine shouldn’t sound like a motorcycle.

If anyone wondered why I hate children, that’s why. They’re just fucking awful.

There are asshole children across the street picking unripe oranges off the neighbor’s tree and throwing them at another neighbor’s trashcans.

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

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Never odd or even. Stays crunchy in milk. Low-down, cheap, little punk.

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